Thursday 19 May 2016

Definitely Not A Happy Day

So I am of course having lots of happy things happen I just haven't been blogging about them.

However today is already definitely not a happy day - am blogging about it because it is so funny, and also kind of very grossly horrific!!

Last night I dreamed a dream ...

I dreamed that some ultra religious people I know here in Korea (not naming any names ^^) had started a business, and they wanted me to join them. It was a cooking business. But after a short time I discovered the true nature of their business.

They were kidnapping people and turning them into pies.

(Also, strangely, their kitchen was set in a jungle gym...)

I'm not sure what horrified me more, the idea that possibly I might become a pie, or the thought that maybe they wanted me to help them produce more pies.


Suffice to say, today I do not want to eat anything remotely pie-ish!!!!